Why Daniel Is Gay and I am Not

you see, the statistics according to wikipedia, which is a very trusted website, state people under 60 are more likely to identify as gay. daniel is under 60, unless he has been lying to me. also, according to this website, being gay is more common in men (6%) then women, (1% chance of being gay) many people ask, like the famous gif, "why is daniel gay?" the gif: the gif in question

we can tell you exactly why daniel is gay

brazilian men cannot resist the gay macho men. it is just a fact that brazil dick sizes are huge, which makes for BRUTAL motel sex where you vencer o cu do homem all night long.

• daniel enjoys big dicks because his is small
• horacio's pau is too irresistable
• roger dresses up like a girl so daniel doesn't feel gay when they have BRUTAL sex

to solidify this more, heres a list of the most gay countries. i wont spoil it, but brazil is up there and canada is not. also, who the hell calls a pizzeria a TELE-BOGA?! this is insane.